Luckly, I always keep my bottle of insanly strong base in my pocket. I mange to wiggle enough so that the bottle falls into the asid, and consums it at rapid speeds, and by that time, im being dipped in moderatly high tempature steam, which somehow breaks the bonds that I was in and I escape though the convently placed back door. Later I go and eat chinese food with tudoreleuu.
The next player will be strapped in the next rollercoaster ride he goes on, not knowing that I have destroyed part of the track :D
User below me will get electroduced by heavy caliber lightning pulsator.
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I get electroduced, but lightly enough to escape, because it was a heavy CLP, or 'caliber lightning pulsator', which came from 'caliber electronics inc'.
The next player doesn't know I put some dynamite inside his bunker.
I land in a truck of extremely soft pillows.
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I mash the below user into a huge blender.