Survive The Attack

  • AngrySpam
    17th Aug 2012 Member 46 Permalink
    Here is a game to make up for Wish Corrupter's tragic end...we wont forget you Wish Corrupter...
    The game was not originally created by me, and i give credit to @boxmein for giving me a link to the game. :)

    Basically you do you do something horrible and terrifying to kill the below user, then assume he is dead, but not actually being 100%. The below user has to find some creative way of how he survived/escaped. Then you have to say a way you tried to kill/hurt somebody.
    Now, lets have some boring ol' rules! :P

    1) No spam/excessive trolling(well, you know, in the bad way :P), or other things that disobey common forum rules.
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    2) No repeating the same way you killed somebody over and over because you don't like how they managed to live.
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    3) Try to have some form of neatness so people are able to tell the difference between your survival technique and your attempted murder.
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    4) No just going "trololol, i muved out dah waii!!". -_- seriously.
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    5) If there are two people attempting to hurt somebody, and you don't know which one to not die from, just do them both, no need to get everybody confused/jealous. :S
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    6) You can't just ignore somebody's post and only put a way to hurt somebody.
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    7) No not trying to kill somebody. As that just ruins the chain of +life = -death or some crap... (EDIT: wtf does this mean?)
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    8) No repeating the same way to live in every post (so if in 1 post you survive by "I ussd meh force", don't use it continuously for every post.)
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    9) You cant just say "oh dat hert meh! derpdddoh! hurrrrr" because you can't think of a way to live.
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    10)No targetting specific people. (so dont be like "I keel dah nesht uzer but onlly if iz PAXBREADMAN FEWLS!"
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    11)Don't just say "ohh i deead yuu win!! D:< arrrrrr"
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    12) Dotn just say "Yo thret iz...nut LEEGIT AHAHAHAA" because you want to kill soemthing without answering soemthing)
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    13) Have a bunch of fun and lulz
    I'll start us off:
    I light the below users house on fire >:D
  • CAC-Boomerang
    17th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    I grabbed the fire extinguisher just in time, extinguishing a path to a window, breaking it and escaping.


    I stab the user below with a sharp, rusty knife.
  • EqualsThree
    17th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    Just wondering...who's gonna moderate this?...

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    The knife was so rusty that it broke upon hitting my femur, wounding me but not killing me.

     

    I detonate an anti-matter bomb above the next user's house.

  • dulix11
    17th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    But I'm in my basement.

     

    I drop a 1,000 tonne weight on the user below.

  • AngrySpam
    17th Aug 2012 Member 1 Permalink
    EDIT:
    @dulix11 (View Post)
    funny, we both had the same murder thing :D
    I put up and invicible umbrella and lay down...SAFE!

    I drop a pointy stick over the below user.
  • CAC-Boomerang
    17th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @AngrySpam (View Post)
    @dulix11 (View Post)
    @EqualsThree (View Post)

    Two heavy weights drop from the sky. I walk into an old, worthless skyscraper. The 3 ton does some damage, while the 1000 ton drives it's way to the ground, pounding flat where I walk out in time, where I walk back to my house to find an antimatter bomb detonated. I escape the blast with minor injuries, which I get taken to hospital while my insurance company complains they can't fix my house because they don't cover antimatter explosives used for sabotage.


    I don't do anything to the user below for obvious reasons.
  • Sylvi
    17th Aug 2012 Moderator 4 Permalink

    No random posts that do not follow the the topic exactly. Adverture restricted.

  • AngrySpam
    17th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @Lockheedmartin (View Post)
    Well i still want everybody to be creative, but, by "random comments" i mean, somebody trying to kill somebody and they just spam out "nuh i dunno no cheese shmeeelii!!! ^-^" (or in other something that is irrelevant to anything
    @CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
    Great...too bad Chuck Norris could have just stood in 1 spot and lived.
    And i guess that should be a new rule "not doing anything to people"

    I plant c-4 on the below user's computer and wait for him to come sit down at it.
  • nmd
    17th Aug 2012 Member 2 Permalink

    I come home to see a c-4 plant sitting on my computer... and thow it away

     

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    The next player is right at ground zero of an oncoming nuke

  • EqualsThree
    17th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    I force pushed it back to space.

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    The next player has a nuke coming from the ground (he's in space)

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