@Finalflash50 They begin blowing.

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I wish there were less suicidal people in the world :/

The rock is 4km wide, and arrives at a speed of 10000 km per second.

I wish for wireless battery chargers.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
They are designed to power batteries the size of the universe in less than a nano-second, as a result, they send high-voltages beams of charged particles, it blows up your battery.

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I wish that we could solve the Fermi Paradox.

@code1949
You solve it, but your brain is soo over worked by by all the equations and labour that it simply cannot function normally, you undergo a retardation process.

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I wish that I could see through lemons

You can see through lemons, but the dark secrets in the middle of the lemons permanently blind you from seeing anything else.

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I wish people would stop posting here and that nothing bad could happen to me or anything else and that this wish couldn't be corrupted in any way.

@gamax92 (View Post)
wish granted, but it is rye bread.

I wish for a purple bidet.

its the ugliest shade of purple ever witnessed by mortal man...
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I wish for a 1961 Gibson SG