@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
Petrol shields himself with a bowl, catches the saliva, and pours it on you. Your watch beeps- You have a date in five minutes!

---

I wish it would cool down already, it's been 100 degrees F for 3 straight days!

@Finalflash50 (View Post)

Not totally. I said anyone but me. And you didn't state that the llama spat on everyone I pointed to, nor did you indicate that my wish was granted.

You are treating this thread like your life depends on it

No, not really. I came to have fun too, but its not really fun if they don't do it properly. And I was just stating what to do next time you corrupted a wish.

You are acting like I am breaking major rules.

No, like I said I'm just stating what to do next time.

I even checked each time you yelled at me if any rules were broken in this thread, and in the forum period, and I have not even found anything.

No making up random crap that has nothing to do with the original wish or making "instead they gave you" wishes. This rule is a little unspecific, so I'll give you credit for that. However, gamax92 said before to some other guy who altered a wish without granting, that you have to grant the wish.

If you no longer wish for me to reply to your posts in this thread, that is fine with me.

I never implied that at all.

Granted. However, you now get up in the afternoon instead of morning, and miss school/waste you holidays sleeping.

---

I wish for a brand new bicycle.

Granted, you hit a rock while riding it, sail over the handlebars, fall down a pit with DEUT inside, and sneeze up a neutron.

I wish people would stop posting 20 lines-long posts in this thread. It's rather annoying, although somewhat entertaining to watch you two bicker.


Oh look, sleep. I think I'll have some. Goodnight everyone.

@TheTempest (View Post)

Wish granted. However, it's too small to read, meaning now that you can't get entertainment from it.
Not totally. I said anyone but me. And you didn't state that the llama spat on everyone I pointed to, nor did you indicate that my wish was granted. You are treating this thread like your life depends on it No, not really. I came to have fun too, but its not really fun if they don't do it properly. And I was just stating what to do next time you corrupted a wish. You are acting like I am breaking major rules. No, like I said I'm just stating what to do next time. I even checked each time you yelled at me if any rules were broken in this thread, and in the forum period, and I have not even found anything. No making up random crap that has nothing to do with the original wish or making "instead they gave you" wishes. This rule is a little unspecific, so I'll give you credit for that. However, gamax92 said before to some other guy who altered a wish without granting, that you have to grant the wish. If you no longer wish for me to reply to your posts in this thread, that is fine with me. I never implied that at all.

---

I wish no one would post below my post.

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
This account is owned by multiple people so technically, not one person posted but many.
Also, you go blind from trying to read your fine print.

I wish that I didn't post using this account.

@PTCO (View Post)
Wish granted. The force of your will is so much that your mind splits in two, and you no longer control the half that posted. However, the other half of your brain becomes evil and forces you to remove the good part of your brain. You technically do not exist any more, but due to a strange quantum physical anomaly, your consciousness survives long enough to watch your name get tainted by all the evil deeds your body does from then on.

@JH-Darkfire While you need a wish, that was definitely the most epic corruption I have ever seen.

Whoops. And thanks!

---

I wish for a flying cheesecake, to be my friend for ever and ever!

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
It collapses into a flying cheesecake-scented black-hole, it attempts to hug you but the gravitational force surrounding it shreds you.

I wish that everybody will remember to wish.