You get some stale cake

I wish that I had uncapped internet!

You do, but it goes so fast, your computer explodes.

I wish that I was fire and frost resistant, and that I had a perfectly fresh pie just out of the oven that will always remain a pie and cannot be turned into anything but a pie, perfectly fresh, just out of the oven, and that I was the only one who could eat it.

Your brain malfunctioned and you can't use it

I wish that a Q-Bomb exploded and killed us all

offtopic: Is this is the thread with the most posts or what?

@Schicko (View Post)
The genie doesn't know what a Q-bomb is so he sits on your head and farts.

I wish the word corrupted wish didn't exist.

@tudoreleuu (View Post)
Here's your pie. hehehehe

It doesn't, but instead we use Gasalafantaziyunamdiluiuvin which is 30 times harder to pronnounce.

I wish that I was fire and frost resistant, and that I had a perfectly fresh pie just out of the oven that will always remain a pie and cannot be turned into anything but a pie, perfectly fresh, just out of the oven, and that I was the only one who could eat it, and I could actualyl eat it, and it wouldn't explode.

@tudoreleuu
You ate the fresh pie from the oven "Mmmmm nomnomnomnom." After some hours you feel stomach pain. Your doctor said it is permanent and will last forever.

I wish there was a fresh Pi pie on my table reserved for nothing but Pi pie.

@baldboy_666 (View Post)

EDIT: Awww, the pi symbol shows up as a question mark!

You eat the ? Pie, and then you automatically can see the whole amount of ? digits, which is infinite, so you faint from the infinite strain, and when you revive, you lose your memory from the shock.


I wish our Australia's Prime minister (Julia Gillard) wouldn't trust China and Japan so much, and make all these obviously dumb deals which makes her look like a complete ducksen.

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)
She becomes too secure and fails

I wish my computer didn't need a windows 7 reinstall

@me4502 (View Post)

Windows 7 automatically appears on your screen the way you like it, with the settings all what you would normally put them as. However, your computer is too slow for the quick updates and gives you the blue screen of death everytime you turn it on.


I wish for Petrol to leave TPT and go to a kiddie website to do all his 5-gum stuff.