Join us. We don't force you to join.
We must fight the potato army together.
DO NOT CLICK: UNKNOWN FORCE IS FORCING YOU TO JOIN THE ENEMY.
https://powdertoy.co.uk/Discussions/Thread/View.html?Thread=21117
(the whole thing is a joke. do not take it seriously)
To join: Put this in a post here. (I accept to join the lamp army.)
The enemy uses scripted functions to recruit people. We let people be free to choose.
Never.
We light the world when the sun is away.
We help discovering hidden secrets or lost things.
We are in every house, building, and sentient planet that needs photons.
WE ARE THE LAAAMPS!
Oh, and we could call the SCP Foundation.
Never.
I'm loving this.
And at the end of the day I'll see both armies burn.
Sorry to say but I just fried a big part of the potato stock... I love chips...