The Powder Toy

Build a Wall Contest!

  • Donald_Trump     1st Apr 2016 Member 5 Permalink

    I have heard that this powder thingy is an effective way to build things. So, I am announcing a contest to build the best wall we can make the Mexicans pay for.

     

    Post your walls here, and as a reward I will sponsor the best wall as Trump's Wall, earning us both billions!

     

    Make sure your wall is built and manufactured in America.

     

    MAKE POWDER GREAT AGAIN!

     

    - Donald Trump

    Edited once by Donald_Trump. Last: 1st Apr 2016
  • jacob2     1st Apr 2016 Member 2 Permalink
    Here is my wall:

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    It features a guard system with ARAY guns, and an explosive land mine in case anyone tries to cross which makes the landscape too hot to stand on.
    If anyone gets over, there is also a self-deportation center (not shown)
  • Schicko     1st Apr 2016 Member 0 Permalink

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    If that doesn't keep those mexicans out, this might:

     

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    If that still doesn't, I guarantee this highly experimental wall probably might work. For sure:

     

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    That last one is so good, it even prevents mexicans from being born after it's been activated for a while. (Might also prevent some muricnz from being born, we're still trying to work out some of the kinks).

     

    Edit - Disclaimer. Please read the following Terms and Conditions carefully before placing any orders from Schicko Ltd.

     

    1. Schicko cannot cannot be held accountable if PROT/PHOT/GRVT/NEUT/ELEC/DMND/FILT/teleporting/copied/cray'd mexicans are able to pass through his wall. Let's pray to God mexicans don't mate with japs and make ninjexicans.

     

    2. In the event that mexicans get through, Schicko recommends appeasing the hoard with enchiladas.

     

    3. If the above fails, run for your lives.

    Edited once by Schicko. Last: 1st Apr 2016
  • Mrprocom     1st Apr 2016 Moderator 1 Permalink
    Here is mine:
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    It's literally indestructible, even atomic bombs can't destroy it.
    This wall can be built from the ground to the point where the atmosphere merges with the outer space. If for some reason resources aren't enough to build that high, a hot laser powered by one AA battery is used to burn anything that flies above the air.

    What's also cool about it is that it has air walls that take clean air from the bottom (vacuums can be used) and gets rid of hot air (mostly carbon dioxide?) from one side of the wall to the other, eyy we solved the greenhouse effect problem, at least from one part of the world.

    Finally, it doesn't use many resources, seriously! take a look:
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    And if (for some reason) something went wrong, blame jacob1 for not creating a perfect world.
  • Schicko     1st Apr 2016 Member 0 Permalink

    @Mrprocom (View Post)

     :p My first wall uses 0 parts. Check.

  • Mrprocom     2nd Apr 2016 Moderator 0 Permalink
    @Schicko (View Post)
    But that breaks the rules of physics.
  • jacob2     5th Apr 2016 Member 0 Permalink
    No winner? ):
  • Donald_Trump     5th Apr 2016 Member 2 Permalink

    @jacob2 (View Post)

    The self deportation zone is a clear winner here. Your wall gets my official endorsement. Unfortunately, I have to sue you since you used my name without permission.

     

    @Schicko (View Post)

    I like the direction, but unfortunately we can't get the Mexicans to build the wall if they haven't been born.

     

    @Mrprocom (View Post)

    Global warming doesn't exist, don't be silly!

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