Survive The Attack
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There is so much cyanide in the nog that my body flat-out rejects it and it comes out the other end. (that can actually happen, just look at Napoleon)
The next user gets impaled on a Christmas tree.
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@CeeJayBee (View Post)
I pick out the laces from the egg nog before still drinking the nog. Hey, it was my last carton, okay?
The next user gets trapped under a glacier.
edit: SIIIIGH
The christmas tree is in fact a holographic one! I pass right through it!Edited once by boxmein. Last: 24th Dec 2014 -
The glacier melts because global warming.
The next user gets robbed by a man pretending to be Santa.
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@boxmein (View Post)
I can honestly say I was not expecting that.
@HitlerSucks (View Post)
Turns out he was actually Santa and he gives me all my stuff back in presents :3
The next user is on a plane being hijacked by four men dressed as Santa.Edited once by CeeJayBee. Last: 24th Dec 2014 -
I use my awesomeacular ninja skills and kick their butts.
The next user is stuck in a real life horror game. The Grinch is the antagonist.
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Fortunately, his heart grows three sizes and he dies.
(yeah i used an old meme, deal with it)
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The next user accidentally stabs themselves with a sharpened candy cane
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I'm wearing armour.
The next user falls out of Santa's Slay.
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He was flying 2 cm above the ground, so pretty much nothing happens.
The next user gets impaled on some sort of candy cane.
