But it got destroyed while I was sent on a different mission outside of it.

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The next user is the theoretical shot that HitlerSucks fired

I am a rubber bullet, so I just bounce of whatever I hit.

 

The next user comments "first!" on a youtube video.

Fortunately, I don't have a Youtube or Google+ account, so I can't comment at all.

 

The next user gets hit in the eyes by a high-powered laser, resulting in permanent blindness.

I learn to live with it.

 

The next user falls in front of a hungry pack of wolfs.

Nothing happens, seeing as "wolfs" don't exist.

The next user gets a small thermonuclear missile through their window for Christmas.

:D Yaaaaaay my wish came true! Now to navigate this to the north pole somehow...

(Trust me, you don't want to see my Christmas wish list...)

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The next user gets a 20 mile diameter thermonuclear missile through their window for Christmas.

It doesn't fit through my window.

The next user is being electrocuted by their Christmas lights.

Fortunately I'm wearing a lot of rubber.

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The next user went down a chimney, right into the fire.

I use water. It's super effective!

 

The next gets the middle finger from Santa.

Yay! Christmas thread!
EDIT: Double yay! Page 400 of Survive The Attack!

I shoot him.

The next user drinks cyanide-laced egg nog.