Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • cyberdragon
    3rd Apr 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Whoa!! Seperate the lines man! Wait...that's the HTML code! We can't read that!

  • jacob1
    4th Apr 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    yeah, my editing of it probably broke it even more, but it was a jumbled mess when I saw it to.

    P.S. don't put the ip part of hostmasks in here, replace them with *
  • cyberdragon
    4th Apr 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    OO I.P.s! Hack time!

  • Fakenublet
    4th Apr 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    The Drama Channel, part 1...

     

     

    [16:56] <Poorsoft> That didn't go well...
    [16:57] <Boakamxe> Poorsoft: Try talking to people
    [16:57] <DrNublet> Nibble: lol
    [16:57] <Boakamxe> No matter how akward it feels
    [16:57] <Boakamxe> just do it
    [16:57] <mniip> ""
    [16:57] <Boakamxe> You'll get used to it eventually
    [16:57] <Poorsoft> Boakamxe: no one understands anything i say
    [16:57] <Nibble> <Nibble> "hey look my mother is mean to me when Ido stupid shit because she's disappointed in me being a gigantic failure and all that"
    [16:57] <Nibble> <Nibble> "I should write a book because people are so interesting in my story"
    [16:57] <Boakamxe> Like how you get used to talking online
    [16:57] <Poorsoft> see, the irony
    [16:57] <Boakamxe> At first you sound retarded
    [16:57] <Nibble> then poeple get to know you
    [16:57] <Boakamxe> But then you get used to it
    [16:57] <Boakamxe> Trust me
    [16:57] <Nibble> and they realise you are in fact retarded
    [16:58] <Poorsoft> i'm good at english, but i sound like a retard
    [16:58] <DrNublet> oh
    [16:58] <DrNublet> the accent is crap but the grammar is good
    [16:58] * DrNublet feels that during High School
    [16:58] <Boakamxe> It's something you work on
    [16:58] <Poorsoft> more like RL sucks and the Internet is awesome.
    [16:58] <Boakamxe> Poorsoft, don't be like me
    [16:59] <Poorsoft> Boakamxe: :( why couldn't you follow that mantra yourself?
    [16:59] <Boakamxe> Because
    [16:59] <Boakamxe> I'm a lazy fuck
    [16:59] <Nibble> I didn't realise this was a therapeutic channel
    [16:59] <DrNublet> lol
    [16:59] <DrNublet> oh god my sides
    [16:59] <Poorsoft> Nibble: lol

    [17:00] <Nibble> you just lol
    [17:00] <Nibble> to fit in
    [17:00] <Nibble> you are a suckup
    [17:00] <Boakamxe> If cate was here, she would be banning us left and right for 'hurting feelings'
    [17:00] <Nibble> there's nothing original about you
    [17:00] <Nibble> there's no you
    [17:00] <Nibble> Boakamxe, well thankfully she isn't
    [17:00] <DrNublet> lol
    [17:00] <Nibble> Boakamxe, I lost my respect for her
    [17:00] <Nibble> some time ago
    [17:00] <Boakamxe> Yup
    [17:00] <Nibble> it was a beautiful summer day
    [17:00] <Nibble> and merbo was puking blood
    [17:00] <Nibble> and some idiot
    [17:00] <Nibble> suggested the element "BLOD" in this channel
    [17:01] <Nibble> and we like got banned
    [17:01] <DrNublet> ..
    [17:01] <Nibble> because we told him to shut up
    [17:01] <Nibble> yeah
    [17:01] <Nibble> that actually happened
    [17:01] <Poorsoft> wtf
    [17:01] <Boakamxe> This channel has been reduced to pussyfication
    [17:01] <Boakamxe> if that's even a word
    [17:02] <DrNublet> lol
    [17:02] <Poorsoft> i remember once..
    [17:02] <Boakamxe> You haven't been here that long poorsoft
    [17:02] <Boakamxe> you don't know shit
    [17:02] <Nibble> yeah
    [17:02] <Nibble> shut up poorsoft
    [17:02] <Nibble> now you're just trying to imitate me
    [17:02] <Nibble> even if that's a great recipe for success
    [17:03] <Nibble> you shouldn't

    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:08.57] <cctv> GENTLEMAN SAUSAGE
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:09.02] <MiningMarsh> or
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:09.19] <MiningMarsh> slipped my mind.
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:09.20] <MiningMarsh> ><
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:09.33] <cctv> Cockrel
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:09.37] * MiningMarsh sulks.
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:09.45] <cctv> SINEP
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:09.47] <MiningMarsh> cctv, COCKREL. in caps
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:10.10] <MiningMarsh> INVERTED VAGINA
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> [12:10.17] <+Catelite> >.>
    [17:04] <Boakamxe> Stop
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> OK
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> FUCK
    [17:04] <DrNublet> lol
    [17:04] <Poorsoft> I'LL FUCKING BE MYSELF FOR ONCE THEN
    [17:05] <Boakamxe> Be yourself, but don't force it on others
    [17:05] <DrNublet> ...inverted vagina
    [17:05] <Poorsoft> motherfucker
    [17:05] <DrNublet> what
    [17:05] <Boakamxe> And don't act like an elitist fuck
    [17:05] <Poorsoft> I DON'T THINK MYSELF OF MYSELF AS AN ELITIST FUCKER
    [17:05] <Poorsoft> IM STILL A FUCKING NEWFAG, AYE?
    [17:05] <Boakamxe> yes
    [17:05] <Nibble> wow
    [17:05] <Nibble> I am embarrassed
    [17:06] <Poorsoft> good for fucking you then
    [17:06] <Nibble> and I don't even care about any of you
    [17:06] * Poorsoft (~IceChat9@222-155-174-146.jetstream.xtra.co.nz)Quit ( Quit: If your not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space )
    [17:06] <Nibble> I can't imagine the shame your parents feels

  • Box-Poorsoft
    6th Apr 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • Finalflash50
    6th Apr 2013 Banned 2 Permalink
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  • SuinDraw
    6th Apr 2013 Banned 4 Permalink
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  • Fakenublet
    7th Apr 2013 Member 1 Permalink

    @SuinDraw (View Post)

     OH GOD ROFL

     

    1[01:35:34] <gamax92> see
    [01:35:39] * SexiestCookie is blind
    [01:35:43] * SexiestCookie doesn't see
    [01:35:44] <gamax92> hear
    [01:35:58] * SexiestCookie is also Rosa Parks so he can't hear either
    [01:36:06] <gamax92> uhh, feel?
    [01:36:21] * SexiestCookie is dead
    [01:36:25] <gamax92> lol
    [01:36:40] <SexiestCookie> Rosa parks died ages ago, silly
    [01:37:11] <DrNublet> http://rt.com/on-air/putin-in-germany/
    [01:38:01] * SexiestCookie can't open internet because he is dead
    [01:38:14] <gamax92> SexiestCookie also can't type because he is dead
    [01:38:17] * SexiestCookie is therefor unable to click that weirdass suspicious looking link
    [01:38:22] <gamax92> or type
    [01:38:33] * SexiestCookie isn't typing, but is being reffered to by some weird guy in the corner...?
    [01:38:40] * jacob1 is now known as jacob1[away]
    [01:38:57] <gamax92> why is LIGH cold
    [01:39:15] * mitch|droid (~mitch|dro@adsl-074-186-156-229.sip.bct.bells outh.net) has joined #powder
    [01:39:15] <SexiestCookie> gamax92, because it was in the freezer
    [01:39:15] * mitch|droid (~mitch|dro@adsl-074-186-156-229.sip.bct.bells outh.net) Quit ( Changing host )
    [01:39:15] * mitch|droid (~mitch|dro@botters/wolfmitchell) has joined#powder
    [01:39:18] <DrNublet> lol
    [01:39:23] <SexiestCookie> mitch|droid: stfu
    [01:39:24] <gamax92> DrNublet: Halp me
    [01:39:34] <mitch|droid> SexiestCookie: nou
    [01:39:35] <DrNublet> gamax92: enlarge your brush size
    [01:39:44] <DrNublet> it will get hotter the bigger your brush size is
    [01:39:48] <SexiestCookie> and penis
    [01:39:51] <DrNublet> ^
    [01:40:01] <gamax92> pootis

     

    then....

     

    [06:37:58] <cctv> $pirate hello
    [06:38:06] <cctv> Still disabled :(
    [06:38:09] <evil_dan2wik> $penis hard
    [06:38:14] <cctv> Lol
    [06:38:27] <evil_dan2wik> dam, its still soft
    [06:38:31] <mniip> evil_dan2wik, do you realise it is an official channel
    [06:38:32] <cctv> $re tard
    [06:38:43] <evil_dan2wik> mniip, idgaf, i own lua
    [06:39:19] <cctv> $bug bug {bug bug {bug bug farts}}
    [06:39:20] <@StewieGriffin> cctv: Done Bug reported.
    [06:39:32] <cyberdragon> you guys are absolutely disgusting ghetto perverts
    [06:39:49] <evil_dan2wik> cctv, heheheh
    [06:40:10] <mniip> cyberdragon, you came at the wrong moment
    [06:40:12] <evil_dan2wik> $bug
    [06:40:12] <@StewieGriffin> evil_dan2wik: bug <plugin> [text]
    [06:40:25] <mniip> cyberdragon, today is the dongs day
    [06:40:26] <cctv> Are the bug reports even checked these days?
    [06:40:28] <evil_dan2wik> $bug penis Not working
    [06:40:29] <@StewieGriffin> evil_dan2wik: bug <plugin> [text]
    [06:40:36] <DrNublet> http://i.imgur.com/sMqBqTj.png
    [06:40:38] <mniip> next sciency talk day will be tuesday
    [06:40:38] <evil_dan2wik> $bug bug Not working
    [06:40:39] <@StewieGriffin> evil_dan2wik: bug <plugin> [text]
    [06:40:54] <cctv> $bug bug farts
    [06:40:55] <@StewieGriffin> cctv: Done Bug reported.
    [06:40:58] <evil_dan2wik> $bug penis {Not working}
    [06:41:00] <@StewieGriffin> evil_dan2wik: Done Bug reported.
    [06:41:12] <evil_dan2wik> LOLOL
    [06:41:22] <DrNublet> lol
    [06:41:44] <cctv> $bug bug {help calc}
    [06:41:44] <@StewieGriffin> cctv: Done Bug reported.
    [06:42:00] <mniip> nah
    [06:42:13] <mniip> $bug bug "That's how you send a report"
    [06:42:14] <@StewieGriffin> mniip: Done Bug reported.
    [06:42:16] <cctv> Fills the bug report with the output from help calc, incase ya didn't know

  • Box-Poorsoft
    8th Apr 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • AngrySpam
    9th Apr 2013 Member 1 Permalink
    (Well, I made it all organized(sorta) on pastebin adnt hen realized I should just put it on here for e'rrybody, and i didnt want to copy and paste a bunch of crap when i can just do a link, so here's the link. ^-^)
    http://pastebin.com/qWah5sns