6/10

 

Tries out hat in store.

Gets lice.

@Box-Poorsoft (View Post)

 2/10 for mispelling explanation (huh=dud)

 

@dulix11 (View Post)

 6/10

 

Finally doesn't arrive at work late

Sunday

7/10

 

Finally finds his family

Mort, Muriel, and Neil Goldman

 

oh yeah explanation,

it could be better if instead of "Sunday" you said "9/11"

 

and

@tudoreleuu (View Post)

 the second h is silent...so yeah :P

9/10 family guy references are gold 

 

Buys plant

 

Rafflesia.

9/10

Pretty good, I don't think there's any way I could improve that *thumbs up*

 

Finally is rich enough to hire a maid

Consuela

Wears a bulletproof vest, gets shot in the face. Survives atomic attack in Hirochima, Catches the next train to Nagasakie. Plz, remove this if it offends anyone.

@cj646464 (View Post)

 Don't worry it doesn't ;) 9/10 for both

 

Finally finds a new best friend

Herbert

BE helpful if I knew who herbert was. ____________Finally wins a raffle. _____________________________________________________________________________________Hunger Games.