When you were preparing, I reprogrammed them to attack you

I send a giant killer pig

I survive by being treated in a bacta tank.

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The next person gets stabbed by Frostmourne.

It was a computer virus (or was it?) and Avg blocked it

TPT turns real, and all the cruddy (and good) bombs explode

 EDIT: oops

You have made a really bad mistake telling everyone you are PacBrad. If you really were.

But I think youre throwing a cricket ball to me and I smash it into a hundred pieces with a cricket bat.

I asphyxiate the next person with a plastic bag.

And so it begins once again...

Thats not a very fun way to avoid my attack. Besides the bags already over your head. derp

But I get bionic legs and kick your head in.

Granted But you swing the banhammer back on yourself

I hit the next person with a piece of sticky gum