@billion57 (View Post)

And he lands into the space shuttles laundromat.

The person ends up in the washing machine.

@Poorsoft (View Post)
"Oh he turned into a washer and spun someone to death LUL". -Lockheedmartin
He predicted the future! *Gasps!*
I survive because I am a towel.

The person below gets eaten by a flying narwhal.

I blasted it with enormous amounts of force lightning.

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The next person is being lowered into a pit of acid.

@EqualsThree (View Post)

...Wearing a safety suit.

 

The man did a really strong fart right next to a naked flame.

I'm wearing a safety suit equipped with a gas mask and an air tank.

 

A piano carried by an airplaine was dropped on the next person.

I dug a small hole into the ground, went into it and covered it with dirt. the piano drops, hits, and smashes, and I emerge out of the hole victorious. I go the a theme park and have a wonderful life

 

The next person is about to face browser in super mario with one life left :O

                                                  ^lol.... oops

I just happen have hacked the game to be invincible.

 

I order bullet proof rhino with machine guns mounted on it to gore the next person.

The rhinoceros has a heart attack.

 

I throw a cup of Pepsi on the next guy.

I get crushed. I get back up, and punch you in the face.

 

I punch the next guy... in the face.