@PacBrad (View Post)
you get banned for spamming all the pages from 650-2012

i wish my fingers weren't soo numb

Granted instead you get no fingers.

I wish for a armadillo.

Granted. It's now 4 pixels tall. It has to be wall-sized of course!

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I wish I had a terabyte sd card so I could put every song and youtube video I like onto an Android.

side note : Do they even make those?

@meep2000 (View Post)

 Granted. You receive one, and put everything you like on it. However, you forget about it being in your pocket, and you put a magnet in there, completely ruining it.

 

I wish for a working doomsday device.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You mix Flash and Android, only to get a world-destroying strangelet.

 

I wish for an anti-strangelet to counteract the strangelet destroying the world.

@Michael238 (View Post)

Granted, but then the trolls swallow you.

I wish for my corrupter to give me the funniest picture ever, on this very forum thread, and reply to me.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 

Granted, but a troll turned the pic into 4 pics, all of them with trolls!

 

I wish trolls disappear from this thread.