Granted. You receive one, and put everything you like on it. However, you forget about it being in your pocket, and you put a magnet in there, completely ruining it.
I wish for a working doomsday device.
Granted. You mix Flash and Android, only to get a world-destroying strangelet.
I wish for an anti-strangelet to counteract the strangelet destroying the world.
Granted, but then the trolls swallow you.
I wish for my corrupter to give me the funniest picture ever, on this very forum thread, and reply to me.
Granted, but a troll turned the pic into 4 pics, all of them with trolls!
I wish trolls disappear from this thread.