Granted, you were awesome but no one liked you.

Granted,you did have it,but a person lended the bucket and vomited in the bucket

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I wish I was an expert at TPT (I'm just an amateur)

Granted,you did have a nice drum kit,unfortuantely it came out from the sky and hit you on the head and you died.

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I wish I was in heaven.

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One  lovely sunny, Summers day, you we're walking down the street, but seconds later, you fell into a giant black hole with Pitbuls at the bottom. **you float up to heavn**
One lovely sunny, Summers day, you we're jumping, cloud to cloud in heavn, but seconds later, you fall through a gap and whack yourself on clifs, knocking someone down on the way, **falling down to hell**
One  lovely sunny, Summers day, you we're walking on rocks, but seconds later, you fell through a gap, and landed in some lava and diea. X_X


I wish for a chocolate bar that can not disolve, or harm me in anyway.

Granted, but i ate it before you wished it.

You stopped LOLing, but you can't laugh anymore at all.
I wish i could have two heads.

Granted,You got 2 heads but when they both think differently they stab and kill each other

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I wish I could fall into a cliff without dying!

Granted, but it doesn't have a camera.