@ThisMustBeHalo (View Post)
*turns on google earth*

Also, granted, it falls on you.
Also, I wish for an instant teleport device to teleport to the twix.

Granted, but instead of it teleporting you to the twix, you get teleported to an alien spaceship where they take out your brains, and then they dump you into outerspace.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
You get cancer. :P


I wish for a pet pig. ^_-

@Xorite (View Post)
it's one of those fake mini pigs that grow into giant lard haulers.

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I wish for a new phone

@therocketeer (View Post)
You get a new phone but seconds later, you become deaf.

I wish for a camera.

You get a new camera but seconds later, you become blind.

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I wish for a decent slingshot.

granted but someone steals it



i wish that i had some comfortable shoes custom made for me

@FinalFlash- Haven't you done that before? I seem to remember Lynx having a decent corrupt.

Granted, but you outgrow them.

I wish for a movie.

@IronRhino (View Post)
You get a moovie but seconds later, you become blid.

I wish for a chair.