@airstrike52 (View Post)
granted, but you get shot and eaten immediately

I wish for a larger TPT

It's 10000000 TB in size due to the large additions. Its native resolution is 12492x9283, which doesn't exist. You have died. Somehow.

I wish for a pocket computer

@cake (View Post)
no power supply.

i wish you could drive when you are 9 years old.

Granted, but due to your brain being smaller and less developed when you were nine, you forget the "rules of the road" and die in a tragic car accident.

I wish that deer don't freeze in your car headlights.
(I can see my wish being granted... "They don't... they run into your car instead XD")

@ThisMustBeHalo (View Post)
They melt and your car slides on the goo and you crash.

I wish for magic powers.

@Razvanos (View Post)

It's counterfeit.

I wish that the thread title will be renamed to "Wish CorruptOR" instead of "Wish CorruptER". Also it need to be more active.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)

You survive past time. The Grim Reaper speaks to you in his Soul Eater voice. You die because you're a Kishin somehow.


I wish for a big soft sword

@cake (View Post)
You get it. Suddenly, dragons. Your soft sword doesn't even last 3 seconds.

I wish for full control over the orbital friendship cannon. (no I'm not a brony :u)