The Powder Toy

cctvdude99

You get rich, but then you realise being rich is rubbish, and jump off a cliff.

I wish @therocketeer (View Post) would've spelled 'llama' right in his post.

limelier

He does, now you can't spell it right. Nor can you spell any other word.

<hr>

I wish for OVER NIEN THOUSAAAAAANDDD pies.

Mushroom

You eat all of them and your stomach explodes.

I wish I could be as resistant as a tardigrade...

limelier

@Mushroom (View Post)

You are, but it is discovered that now, whateveryousaid has been modified by a chemical and is now as brittle as thin glass.

egezort

@tudoreleuu (View Post)
rule 1

I wish for no homework

tommig

@egezort (View Post)
But then you become stupid, get bad grades, fail to get a job, and die of starvation
___________________________________________________________________
I wish for a portal reference!

egezort

but it doesn't teleport your clothes and you... (I think I don't have to tell the rest)

I wish I could sing shun na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- knees knees faster than axl rose

Burning97

but so sing so fast your voice warps the space time continium and you are sucked in and wake up in a dinosaurs stomach slowly dissolving

______________________________________________________________________________________________________I wish my xbox 360 hard drive would work

Jallibad

It works, but then the power goes out.

I wish my cat would lose weight.

asdf72

Granted. It loses twice it's current weight. It disappears.

I wish for a reactor that... OMG, it's OVAR NIIIIIIINE... degrees celcius

Wish corrupter.