but their brain gets overcharged and they all become like stephen hawking

i wish i was a good .lua scripter

more metals and elements in powder toy(titanium copper caesium magnisium zinc)more new settings(infrared xray)

@dylanowen
you must grant my wish, and make another one

@hachouma (View Post)

He thinks this is where you post suggestions I think.

Wish granted, you become so good at lua Your email is flooded with spam and requests until some 300 pound muggers go to your home and kill you.

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I wish the next post would contain words this small

^{The cake is covered in cat sick.}

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I wish I could type in normal letters again.

Granted, but you type "zomg simon is a fail" and he permabans you.

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I wish that the number e had a wooden leg. (wtf?)

granted, but my pet stkm jumps into fire and spits it on e's leg, now that leg is gone forever

i wish my pc never lagged

It never lags, but it explodes from running so quickly instead.

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I wish that everyone would use the <hr> tag to separate corruptions and wishes.