Spam, pointless thread, fail at spelling.

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What a fine thread. I must say, this is truly amazing intellectual material. Kudos to the OP.

I think I know what he means!!

Chuck Norris doesn't swim in water, WATER swims around Chuck Norris!!
>=D

(It's a Chuck Norris joke thread)

God said: "Come Light." Chuck Norris answered: "Ask nicely."

It sounds more like one of those "in Soviet Russia" things more than a Chuck Norris one.

@Ozonerx (View Post)
It is a Russian Reversal^[1]
Example:
"In Sovet Russia car drive you!" is a swappage of "you" and "car"

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Sources: 1. Uncyclopedia

Chuck Norris is in a grave because he got butt raped in a rap battle vs eminem

Chuck Norris ordered a McChicken at a Burger King. He was given one.

Everyone knows trollscience^[1] doesn't work, not even in Soviet Russia.
But it works for Chuck Norris.

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Sources: 1. Trollscience

Chuck Norris used to walk to school up hill both ways in the snow all year in texas
Explain that one