You eat the unicorn, all goes well, UNTIL all the other unicorns start s***ting Rainbow Lasers out of their *** at you

I wish I could type on the computer really fast with my mind without it overheating

@MasterMind555 (View Post)
it cools down too fast and freezez rendering you retarded

I wish that catelite would do her @_@ thing

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
She (???) Does it and the BanHammer Strikes

I wish for more Spam

@MasterMind555 (View Post)

Then antB sees you posted and gives you a swift 3 month ban for encouraging spam.


I wish I didn't make an embarrassing error with my old account in which I decided to make a new one.

you didn't make that mistake but you made another one later on that was so horrible that all the mods and simon hunted you down and killed you.

I wish there was a Metallica particle in powder toy and if you used it in a save there was no down vote option because it would be such an amazing partical. Also, noobs can't use the Metallica particle, and nothing physicly or mentaly or emothionaly bad happens to me or anything i care about.

It's so epic that it overcomes even Simon, so no one can use it, denying the point of using it.



I wish I had a replica LZ-127 GRAF Zeppelin.

You do. It blows up.

I wish I was Simon

you become simon and simon becomes you and both your memories are swaped, so there was basicly no change.

I wish i would be remembered after my death for 1000's of years for doing somthing good.

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)

You do, but already in the first 100 years of your death, people leave earth and settle on Mars, forgetting you, and concentrating on the fame of the first men on Mars.

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