@edza101 (View Post)
she kills you with a deadly neurotoxin

I wish Edza101 was on fire.

Even though you broke my heart and killed me and thew every pice into a fire
it hurt because i was so happy for you.

I wish this wish could not be changed

@edza101 (View Post)
but then you changed your mind.

I wish there was fire everywhere everyone had nothing but fire and flames and pyro

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
You are incinerated in the resulting conflagration.

I wish that Aperture Science exists in real life.

@code1949
It exists and you are the first victim.

I wish the game From Dust were out already and that I could play it.

@code1949 (View Post)
I does, but turns out, they only produce generic bottom-line cameras. :-\

I wish this wish didn't come true, not giving me ultimate power.

@Lockheedmartin
Wish granted. But after that hour the potatoes explode resulting in a chain reaction that blows your computer up.

I wish I was out of jail for pirating the game and was able to keep the game and play it without getting arrested.

@randalserrano
Granted. The game spontaneously combusts.

I wish I was Chuck Norris at will.

@TheTempest (View Post)
Granted.You become chuck norris but the real chuck norris finds you and kills you.
I wish i could jump really high. (This wish corrupter thing reminds me of genies you ask for something then they give you it but theres a catch)