Your pet goes on a rampage, kills you, your family, your whole town, your whole suburb,
your whole country, your whole continet, the entire planet, the solar system, Orient Arm (galaxy sector),
the Milky Way, our galaxy cluster, the fabric of time and finally the fabric of space.

I wish there was no such thing as and EMP, and that I was a tape recorder.

@robertfraser (View Post)
Well, it was worth it!

You become a tape recorder, you are replaced by an Ipod and recycled.

I wish that I made a proper wish.

I LOVE 5 GUM AND FISH STICKS WOOOOOOOO

@code1949 you do but it is ruined by the people on here

i wish i had the $200 dollars i need

@wdjulius (View Post)
You get $200 but inflation rises to the point in which you cannot buy anything with it.

I wish to have no emotions.

@code1949 (View Post)
Your wish gets denied by the... wish granter

I wish i was 23

@The-Con
You were already dead before 23.

I wish I have a better computer.

Well you do but you accidently paste yourself into arctic city and get blown up by your own nuke.

I WISH GLADOS WAS REAL