@code1949 (View Post)
Yay I love falling into woodchippers.
@Ace (View Post)
You become half as cool as me, fulfilling your wish. However you then get my pain and death from my woodchipper accident.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
You statement implies that you have fallen into a woodchipper before and enjoyed the experience.

I wish for world peace.

Lol @code1949
However, the aliens on Mars have decided to invade.
I wish for multiversal and omnidimensional peace.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
but there is an earthquake, in the entire universe, everyone dies.

i wish i was dead for exactly one minute,and no more or less. After that minute, i came back to life.

@dnerd (View Post)
Your body is eaten by worms when you were dead.

I wish for -1 wishes.

@code1949 (View Post)
granted, you now need to grant the faries 1 wish, or they will eat you.

i wish for a cookie. ( : : ) <------as delicious as ASCII can be.

Granted, but the cookie belongs to me.
I wish for a good nights sleep.
G'night peoples.

Ah demons scare you

i wish it was never night and i never got tired

You die of sleep deprivation.
I wish for unlimited wifi.

You over do it leaving no room for anything else.

I wish I had a balisong.