@gamax92 (View Post)
i cut you with my sword

I wish i was on a boat.

Your boat sinks.

I wish I was purple :P

granted but no girl then likes you

i wish i could never get fat or sick from eating big macs that are not infected, and the meat is cooked perfectly and al the stuff is fresh and i could not drop. It tastes awesome and there is lettuce onions pickles, to meat patties on a sesemie seed bun thats not moldy. and i dont burp or fart either, and the burgers are perfectly 8" in diameter and their circle and are not squashed or to tall and they dont burn. Beat that

The big mac undergoes spontaneous combustion, you die.

I wish elfs were real, and they had those pointy ears and all.

The elves carry shotguns and have homicidal tendencies.

@JH-Darkfire Make a wish.

I wish I was "too sexy for my shirt" :P

@TheTempest (View Post)
You are now physically incapable of wearing a shirt, and die of melanoma.
I wish for eternal happiness.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
You are extremely happy...







When you fall into a wood-chipper.

I wish that wishes do not exist.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
You get it, at the cost of your emotions.

I wish I was awesome and indestructible.