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@greymatter (View Post)

No, Wish Corrupter had something like 600 pages to it.

However, I'm a Higgs Boson, so the two particles collide and create me istead of killing me.

The next user is falling into a black hole, and only has half of a second before they get instantly vaporized by the mass inflation instability inside.

I'm behind a DMND shelter which, according to Powder Toy physics, does not move.

The next users sees my avatar behind him.

Uhhh, It is an avatar so it does not move. 

Next user is probed and eaten by aliens.

!set type aliens none

!set type next user c-4 and I burn the next user.

!set type c-4 bhol

!set type next user plut, and I irradiate the next user with neutrons.

!set type neut stkm

The next user does the tpt exit command.

Now i'm on my desktop.

The next user has a windows blue screen, and when he reboots his windows downgrades to 3.11 and the only browser it is compatible with is internet explorer.

I use Internet Explorer like a regular browser. No problems at all.

The next user is suddenly shredded into individual quarks and gluons.

The quarks and gluons are too mad at you for using IE, they use MAJIK to turn around and dematerialize you.

The next user will asplode.