@tudoreleuu (View Post)

 I am not wearing the DMND armour, but i'm in my house drinking soup, so what's the use of wearing an armour?

The next person is trapped inside a cyber world with no outlet to escape..

But I have lived in the cyber world my whole life, then one day I am released into the cyber world as "The One"

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Next one is stabbed by a fork

However, it is a fork in a road, so I can't be stabbed.

The next person is blown apart into a cloud of individual cells.

Yet, my cells arebinded together and pull towards eachother after the explosion.

Next person was hit by a bulldozer and a NASA spaceship flying at mach 11.

How is a bulldozer flying at Mach 11?!

I was also flying at Mach 11, in the same direction as the bulldozer and NASA probe.

The next user is hit by a pie flying at Mach 50.

HOW IS A PIE FLYING AT MACH 50?!!??!?

I was flying at mach 51 so I Simply slowed down next to the pie and ate it midflight.

the next user is hit by a waterbottle flying at the speed of light.

HOW IS A BOTTLE FLYING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT?!?!?!?!

Anyways, i dodged it by an incredibly close 1 nanometer, as i saw a pie flying at Mach 50 and moved slightly, which was enough to save me. :D?

The next user is hit by Catellite flying at 50 times the speed of light.

She missed >:]

The next person is going to be hit by Catellite, this time she will hit.

Catellite from a 5000KM away sees that I am but only Wazabi and slows down to greet me hi five! (hits me :D.) We both have a nice cup of tea and a game of chess. Catellite wins and then we leave.

Next user will be hit by Rainbow Dash going Mach 9001.

@watereye (View Post)

 I make my body transparent and she passes right through and slams into the floor :P

The next user got stuck in the large hadron collider and the scientists sent out 2 particles travelling at light speed and will rip the heart of the user in 0.0000000000000000001 nanosecond. he/she won't have time to dodge, and the particles will hit and pierce anything.

BTW, 71 pages!!
I'm quite sure this is a TPT record!