I run into a really small hole.

A wild, rabid, and bored bear chases the next person.

@dulix11 (View Post)

 Oops.

@nmd (View Post)

 No one noticed you said bRowser :P

@billion57 (View Post)

 I lie down. The bear is too bored, and can't be arsed to lift me from the ground.

I drop a nuke on the guy below.

@tudoreleuu (View Post)

I am a brain inside a radiation-proof, heat-proof robot in a DMND shelter when you drop the nuke on me in 1000 years' time.

I turn the next person into an ant and throw them into a rival ants' nest.

I'm now a fire ant, i light their nest ablaze and laugh as they burn under my flames.

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An asteroid 500km in diameter going at 200kmps (per second) is about to hit the next user.

Good thing I keep my zombie cure injection with me, I turn them all into harmless average dogs.

I throw a porcupine at the next user.

@dulix11 (View Post)

 I have a hev suit, throw whatever you want at me.

@Veldin (View Post)

 I do like indiana jones and parachute with a lifeboat.

@tudoreleuu (View Post)

-_-

The next person is sent into a chambor where they are forced to listen to sexy sax man while being dipped slowly into a lava pit. *dances at the controls*