Granted, but they go off target, landing in a cave filled with diamonds. They find a way to the surface, and become rich. You remain poor :(

I wish for MW3 for the Xbox 360.

you get the game but you find your xbox 360 completely dismantled

I wish i could run at supersonic speeds with out my molecules going crazy

@Dawgie (View Post)
You now can only move at supersonic speed. This includes breathing. You die of hyperventilation.

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I wish that I can play Resuscitated Hope on the piano.

@code1949 (View Post)
NU. He asked for supersonic RUNNING. derpha. And, you can. But then everyone forgets pianos and starts playing on digital keyboards.

I wish for 42

Granted. I steal it and sell it as the answer to everything.

I wish for a pen.

Granted. The pen turns out to be a transformer, and quickly/efficiently slices your throat, gouges out your eyes, and then desecrates your body with oil.

I wish I was shipping out earlier.

granted, they are all very complex wishes that people cannot understand

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I wish for a roll of tape

@AngrySpam (View Post)

you fall onto this and become stuck, you die from starvation

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I wish for 1 pixel

It's what you see for the rest of your life

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I wish for a dictionary.