The Powder Toy

dulix11

But I still have my jet back on and fly back to Earth.

I lock the next person in a room that can only be unlocked with a key. Unfortunately that key is behind their eyeball. *SAW* cough cough.

limelier

I don't care that I'm locked because I'm already dead due to a key being behind my eyeball. Thefore, attack failed.

I throw a box of nails at you.

Fast-Driver

You threw blunt nails and I get slightly bruised.

I slice your hand off with a chainsaw.

me4502

@Fast-Driver (View Post)

I had metal implants in my wrist as it had broken a lot

I detonated a truck of C4 in the below users garage.

dulix11

Good thing I'm not home!

I train a toothless bear to gum the next person to death.

AngrySpam

I cover myself in vegetables so it scares the bear off before I'm gummed. Hurray for healthy-yet-nasty food!

I chop off 1 finger a day of the below user until he is out of fingers...then i move to toes

limelier

I'm a statue. You smash my fingers off and get arrested for vandalism.

I rape you.

Citopow

I call the cops before you can do anything

I hit the next person with a house.

AngrySpam

@Citopow (View Post)
It's just a barbie house, so i only get scratched.

I make somebody eat tofu TORTURE!!
EDIT: Anybody else keep having to edit the word "granted" out of your posts? 0.o

MrMalfuntion

This post is hidden because the user is banned

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