Jokes
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@tommig
Yo mamma so fat, I printed off a picture of her 2 years ago, and it's still printing.
Your mum's so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
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Yo momma so fat, when she falls out of the bed she falls from both sides.
Yo momma's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn!
Yo momma so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!
Yo momma so fat she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone!
Yo momma's like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo momma is like a brick, Flat on both sides and she's always getting laid by mexicans.
Yo momma so stupid i told her drinks were on the house, so she got a ladder.
Yo momma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it. -
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yo momma is so old her social security number is 1.
yo momma is so old her birth certificate expired.
yo momma is so old her breast milk is powdered. -
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
yo momma so stupid:
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
she sold her Car for Petrol cash! -
Yo mamma so big, when she bends down to tie her shoes her face gets burned from re-entry.
Yo mamma so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face.
Yo mamma so big, her belly button has an echo.
Yo mamma so dumb, she thought the Board of Education was a piece of wood.
Yo mamma so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn of the surveillance cameras.
Yo mamma so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mamma so dumb, she thought that Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo mamma so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
Yo mamma so fat, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blueprints.
Yo mamma so stupid, that when i asked her for a colour TV, she said, What colour. -
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Yo momma's like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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