FUNNIEST **** EVAR!

  • Ark5
    6th Sep 2010 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • Rconover
    6th Sep 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    I opened my window outside and yelled "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!!"

    the kids down the street who were hanging out on the corner yelled back "AND MAKE IT DOUBLE"
  • jar555
    6th Sep 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    lol
  • Finalflash50
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  • Bad1z
    6th Sep 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    it isnt funny its just a stupid thing to do
    Ark5:
    we all live in this one rich neighborhood

    did you ever think she might have security cameras cos if she does your in trouble
  • Snitzi
    6th Sep 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Well , I don't see anything like that being funny. You can describe something as "funny" when it does not hurt or interfere with anyone, especially old people. You need to learn some respect to be honest.

    You will someday get in that position too you know..."Don't do something to someone which you wouldn't do to yourself".
  • Rconover
    6th Sep 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    I was in the grocery store the other day, pickin' up pillz for mah cold, and lemme tell you when I say I hate little kids, all other kids are just fine, there are 3 types of kids, Screamers, Wanters and Biters. Screamers and kids who scream their heads off at anything, whether being happy, sad, or anything, Wanters and kids who scream and cry when they don't get something, and biters are kids who will bite anything that will fit in the first inch of their teeth. And there was a Biting Screaming kid running up and down the pillz isle, and I was getting so annoyed at this kid screaming and smacking everything off the lower shelf. This kid things its just OK to bite people too! He runns over to my leg and quickly bites me so hard that I begin to Bleed, I yell in anger and in pain at this kid, His biznich of a mom comes over trying to yell at me for why I was yelling at her kid, I get the most DEVILISH idea EVER, I yell back to her louder than her:

    "Your son just bit me and you should get him tested as soon as possible because I have HIV"

    The entire pharmacy side of the store goes dead silent as she stutters at her next sentence and begins to whimper, and her son has a look on her face knowing he screwed up one way or another, When I leave the store into the parking lot I begin to laugh so hard next to my car, I cannot believe the real life Trollin' I just did.

    I do not have HIV
  • Snitzi
    6th Sep 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Rconover

    Well , you are one evil dude. Opposed to Ark5 , you did not "joke" just for the sake of it , you did it because that kid was ,...well...spoiled brat, and his mother really dumb.

    I like revenge, if is justified, I don't care if its a kid or a animal!

    I applaud you !
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