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In Soviet Russia

  • Seirra-259     29th Aug 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Hey guys.

    just thought i'd starte a joke thread. try to post as many jokes on Soviet russia. Each joke maust start with: In Soviet Russia...

    For example:

    In normal world, you break law,
    In Soviet Russia, law breaks YOU!

    In Soviet Russia, Weed Smokes YOU!

    Have fun guys.

    P.S. this is not intended to be racially offencive to russians. it was only made for fun.
  • badsqueaker     29th Aug 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    In Soviet Russia, CD Burns YOU
  • ZebraineZ     29th Aug 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    in Soviet Russia, mw2 plays you?
  • bchandark     29th Aug 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Original joke for the uninitiated:

    In America, you can always find a party wherever you go.

    In Soviet Russia, the party finds you.
  • Rusty     29th Aug 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    In soviet russia, Overused joke makes you!
  • anqxyr     29th Aug 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    In Soviet Russia, Google uses you.
    In America, Google uses you too, you just don't know about it yet.
  • devast8a     29th Aug 2010 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    In soviet Russia, virus gives you free porn!
  • Wilq     29th Aug 2010 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • Bad1z     29th Aug 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    In Soviet Russia shops pay you
  • Seirra-259     29th Aug 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    In soviet russia, road walks you!
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