In soviet russia horse rides you!

In Soviet Russia, Bieber flames you!
In Soviet Russia, element suggest you!
In Soviet Russia, death cheats you!
In Soviet Russia, clock wind up you!
In Soviet Russia, bridge jump off of you!
In Soviet Russia, M.C. Hammer can't touch you!
In Soviet Russia, child...(Finish the rest yourself, I don't want to get banned!)
In Soviet Russia, video game complete you!
In Soviet Russia, food eat you!
In Soviet Russia, joke bored of making you!

In Soviet Russia, gun fire you
In Soviet Russia, you stab knife
In Soviet Russia, powdertoy simulate you
In Soviet Russia, forum post you

In Soviet Russia, people search topics before making them!
Unlike here...
Finalflash50
That is right.

in soviet russia mom boinks you

in soveit russia people see that this topic has already been made
in soveit russia people LEARN TO CHECK BEFORE MAKING TOPICS!!!!

in soviet russia people don't allow me to say this
in soviet russia internet navigates on you
in soviet russia search bar asks you if something's already been built
in soviet russia, milk is made out of cheese
in soviet russia 2+2=soviet russia

in soveit russia... chuck norris is still chuck norris.