Earlier today, my geography teacher showed us a No Reservations episode, where Anthony Bourdain travels to different countries and tries the food. After making me hungry in the first half, they showed a rather interesting dish, stuffed with rice, boiled, doused in spices, and fried. and to my surprise, it looked rather tasty. So I have a question about it for you; Would you eat pigeon yourself? It's considered a delicacy in France. :3
Uhhhh either you're joking, or you've never met an American. Also, pigeons only shite on people in cities like New York. Literally no one else has that problem :P