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  • bwbellairs     12th Nov 2015 Member 2 Permalink
    [20:37] <BWBellairs> boxmein: [20:32] == BuddyBot [~buddybot@unaffiliated/boxmein] has join #powder-kids
    [20:37] <BWBellairs> lol
    [20:37] <Mrprocom> lol
    [20:37] <+boxmein> wait what
    [20:37] <BWBellairs> I had to type that by hand
    [20:37] <Mrprocom> wait nobody is in there
    [20:37] <BWBellairs> lol
    [20:37] <BWBellairs> ^^^
    [20:37] <+boxmein> Mrprocom: sick troll
    [20:37] <+boxmein> BWBellairs: damn
    [20:37] <+boxmein> BWBellairs: you fooled me
    [20:38] <BWBellairs> yea
    [20:38] * Mrprocom stabs BWBellairs
    [20:38] <+boxmein> BWBellairs: well, "has join" I should've noticed
    [20:38] <BWBellairs> aww
    [20:38] <BWBellairs> lol
    [20:38] <BWBellairs> boxmein: [20:32] == BuddyBot [~buddybot@unaffiliated/boxmein] has joined #powder-kids
    [20:38] <Mrprocom> wait
    [20:38] <BWBellairs> That better?
  • jBot-42     13th Nov 2015 Banned 2 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
    Edited once by jBot-42. Last: 14th Nov 2015
  • Alexwall     26th Nov 2015 Member 1 Permalink

    [19:23:38] <Skwid> (´?ω?`)
    [19:23:39] <-- BowserBot542 has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
    [19:23:43] <Bowserinator_> ??
    [19:23:45] <iovoid> I died and tried many times with no exit
    [19:23:51] <Bowserinator_> parkour out of it
    [19:23:52] <Skwid> did I just break BowserBot542
    [19:23:59] <Bowserinator_> parkour onto the platform on the edge
    [19:24:04] <Bowserinator_> then jump into the ocean
    [19:25:08] * Bowserinator_ slaps wolfy1339 around a bit with a large fishbot
    [19:25:09] --- StewieGriffinSub sets modes [##powder-bots +b *!*@gateway/web/freenode/redacted]
    [19:25:10] <-- StewieGriffinSub has kicked Bowserinator_ from ##powder-bots (fishbots are forbidden)
    [19:25:15] <Skwid> HAHAHA

     

     

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    [18:18:18] --> AwesomeBroTy (redacted) has joined #powder
    [18:18:32] * AwesomeBroTy looks for jenkob
    [18:18:48] <Skwid> not here sorry
    [18:19:03] <+jacob1> :P
    [18:19:29] <AwesomeBroTy> lol
    [18:19:44] <AwesomeBroTy> jacob the icon doesn't look that great when minimised
    [18:19:48] <AwesomeBroTy> it's mainly the flames
    [18:19:55] <+jacob1> :P
    [18:19:58] <AwesomeBroTy> (which weren't really my idea)
    [18:20:00] <AwesomeBroTy> :P
    [18:20:05] * AwesomeBroTy is :P
    [18:20:23] <Skwid> AwesomeBroTy, do tell, how old are you?
    [18:20:39] * AwesomeBroTy is 15
    [18:20:46] * AwesomeBroTy is smart though
    [18:20:58] <Skwid> I'm 12 but mature for my age~~!!!!!!!!
    [18:21:06] * AwesomeBroTy agrees
    [18:21:43] * AwesomeBroTy has computer science next and he is the best in class
    [18:27:03] <AwesomeBroTy> so was that jacob a script
    [18:27:11] <AwesomeBroTy> fake jacob :( ?
    [18:27:32] <+jacob1> :P
    [18:27:50] <Skwid> yeah jacob1 is a bot
    [18:28:00] <AwesomeBroTy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=SG&v=WWaLxFIVX1s&hl=en-GB
    [18:28:01] <+jacob1> :P
    [18:28:01] <@StewieGriffinSub> Youtube video is "Darth Vader NO!"
    [18:28:17] <AwesomeBroTy> i cri
    [18:28:23] <AwesomeBroTy> so whenever i say jacob
    [18:28:31] <AwesomeBroTy> or jacob1
    [18:28:34] <AwesomeBroTy> no
    [18:28:34] <Skwid> jacob1
    [18:28:40] <+jacob1> :P
    [18:28:40] <AwesomeBroTy> ok....
    [18:28:42] <Skwid> it lags some times
    [18:28:51] <AwesomeBroTy> wow jacob
    [18:28:55] <+jacob1> :P
    [18:29:09] <AwesomeBroTy> oh
    [18:29:10] <AwesomeBroTy> thre
    [18:29:22] <AwesomeBroTy> spam messages with 'jacob1'
    [18:29:27] <+jacob1> :P
    [18:29:33] <AwesomeBroTy> XD

     

     

    meanwhile in ##powder-bots

     

    [18:29:10] <Skwid> jacob1, you are fucking amazing
    [18:29:15] <+jacob1> lol

    Edited 2 times by ajloveslily. Last: 27th Nov 2015
  • jacob1     27th Nov 2015 Developer 0 Permalink
    [20:01:59] * ABTcri has joined #powder
    [20:02:05] * ABTcri cri
    [20:02:19] * ABTcri has displeased the jacob
    [20:02:23] <jacob1> :P
    [20:02:30] <ABTcri> NO
    [20:02:35] <ABTcri> ENOUGH OF THIS BOT
    [20:02:43] <ABTcri> I"VE HAD ENOUGH OF IT
    [20:02:53] <ABTcri> jacob jacob jacob jacob
    [20:02:57] <acob1> :P :P :P :P
    [20:04:24] <ABTcri> jacobjacobjacob
    [20:04:29] <jacob1> :P:P:P
    [20:04:30] <coca_koala> jacob1
    [20:04:35] <jacob1> :P
    [20:04:49] <ABTcri> fuuu
    [20:04:53] * ABTcri is FUUU
    [20:05:02] * ABTcri is now known as ragefest
    [20:05:06] <ragefest> fuuu
    Edited once by jacob1. Last: 27th Nov 2015
  • Lord_Bowserinator     29th Nov 2015 Member 0 Permalink
    [20:54] <@jacob1> ok. I'll trade you 6 diamonds for 0 iron
    [20:54] <@jacob1> lol
    [20:54] <@jacob1> well I gave him a stack of iron for 10 gold, hmm
    [20:55] <@jacob1> I can probably give him another stack, maybe 1.5 or 2
    [20:55] <Bowserinator_> jacob1 - Making bad deals since 1997
  • CeeJayBee     29th Nov 2015 Member 3 Permalink
    ( I am AFK )

    [10:15:34] <BWBellairs> *echo $timebomb Lucozade
    [10:15:34] <BWBellairs[Bot]> $timebomb Lucozade
    [10:15:34] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down Lucozade's pants. The timer is set for 118 seconds! There are 4 wires. They are: red, green, yellow, and gray.

    -- some time passes --

    [10:17:12] <BWBellairs> Any way to see the time left
    [10:17:32] <StewieGriffinSub> Should've gone for the gray wire!
    [10:17:32] <StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
    [10:17:32] * You have been kicked from ##powder-bots by StewieGriffinSub (BOOM!)

    -- some more time passes, I return to keyboard --

    [10:45:55] * Now talking on ##powder-bots
    [10:45:55] * Topic for ##powder-bots is: Official #powder bot testing channel! | Excessive spam will cause an automatic ban | These command chars are taken: $StewieGriffinSub ./Crackbot !jacob1/Doger %yalb `firehazard !!jacobot (BMNNetBot3 :Botcom ~BelugaBot +Caroline ?!IovoidBot &Ginevra \boxnode
    [10:45:55] * Topic for ##powder-bots set by jacob1!jacob1@Powder/Developer/jacob1 at Sun Oct 4 21:51:57 2015
    [10:46:06] <Lucozade> ty for timebombing an afk person
    [10:47:20] <BWBellairs> You were afk?

    -- some more time passes --

    [11:01:39] * Lucozade appears
    [11:01:45] <Lucozade> $timebomb BWBellairs
    [11:01:45] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down Lucozade's pants. The timer is set for 137 seconds! There are 3 wires. They are: brown, gray, and pink.
    [11:01:48] * Lucozade disappears
    [11:01:59] <BWBellairs> wow
    [11:02:01] <BWBellairs> thx
    [11:02:16] <BWBellairs> $c gray
    [11:02:17] <StewieGriffinSub> BWBellairs: You can't cut the wire on someone else's bomb!
    [11:02:27] <BWBellairs> da hell?
    [11:02:52] <Lucozade> oh
    [11:02:53] <BWBellairs> How did you shove a bomb down yar own pants Lucozade
    [11:02:53] <Lucozade> SHIT
    [11:02:58] <Lucozade> OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
    [11:03:00] <Lucozade> $c gray
    [11:03:00] <StewieGriffinSub> Should've gone for the brown wire!
    [11:03:00] <StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
    [11:03:00] * You have been kicked from ##powder-bots by StewieGriffinSub (BOOM!)
  • Emperor_Bowserinator     30th Nov 2015 Member 0 Permalink

    Bowserinator goes to school
    4:24:11 PM Bowserinator has an assignment due today
    4:24:16 PM Bowserinator didn't do the assignment
    4:24:23 PM Bowserinator class starts in 5 minutes
    4:24:31 PM Bowserinator takes out his pen
    4:24:42 PM Bowserinator realized his pen ran out of ink
    4:24:45 PM Bowserinator takes out laptop
    4:24:59 PM Bowserinator The laptop was still running on windows XP
    4:25:08 PM Bowserinator The startup screen is taking forever...
    4:25:17 PM Bowserinator It loads but there are only 10 seconds left.
    4:25:24 PM Bowserinator types at the speed of light
    4:25:29 PM Bowserinator The keyboard catches on fire
    4:25:35 PM nucular ayy
    4:25:37 PM Bowserinator is about to give up
    4:25:40 PM jacob1 $monologue Bowserinator
    4:25:40 PM StewieGriffinSub jacob1: (monologue [<channel>]) -- Returns the number of consecutive lines you've sent in <channel> without being interrupted by someone else (i.e. how long your current 'monologue' is). <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
    4:25:50 PM jacob1 fail
    4:25:50 PM Bowserinator Everyone suddenly starts cheering
    4:26:01 PM Bowserinator The computer is burning up.
    4:26:05 PM Bowserinator I click PRINT
    4:26:11 PM Bowserinator the computer explodes in the backgroun
    4:26:17 PM jacob1 stabs Bowserinator
    4:26:17 PM Bowserinator jacob1 gets caught in the explosion and dies
    4:26:25 PM Bowserinator runs to the printer
    4:26:29 PM Bowserinator grabs it just in time
    4:26:34 PM Bowserinator I hand it to the teacher
    4:26:38 PM Bowserinator while baked potatoes ran
    4:26:41 PM Bowserinator *rain
    4:26:52 PM Bowserinator the teacher gives me 101%
    4:27:02 PM Bowserinator We get to go on a fieldtrip
    4:27:07 PM Bowserinator to the nucular power plant!

    Edited once by Emperor_Bowserinator. Last: 30th Nov 2015
  • Mrprocom     1st Dec 2015 Moderator 4 Permalink
    [02:00:57] <Bowserinator> I'll just tell a story
    [02:01:02] <Bowserinator> Once upon a time
    [02:01:02] * StewieGriffinSub sets ban on *!*@[REDACTED]
    [02:01:03] * StewieGriffinSub has kicked Bowserinator from #powder (message flood detected)
    Edited 3 times by Mrprocom, jacob1. Last: 27th Dec 2015
  • Emperor_Bowserinator     1st Dec 2015 Member 0 Permalink

    From IRC stats:

    "Poor jacob1, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 5 times.
    For example, like this:
         * Doxin punches jacob1 square in the dick.     "

  • Emperor_Bowserinator     3rd Dec 2015 Member 0 Permalink
    ivel236 Hopefully google can build some kind of internet deathray to bathe the earth in wifi someday
    Bowserinator25 *everyone gets cancer
    ivel236 hahah worth it
    Edited 3 times by Emperor_Bowserinator. Last: 3rd Dec 2015
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