Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • CeeJayBee2
    28th Aug 2015 Member 2 Permalink
    literally everything from @HideThePenuts

    HideThePenuts:

    What a bout we add genratios



    HideThePenuts:

    If we start end the powder toy being a free game shorely we will 


    Lose fans? -



    HideThePenuts:

     



    Why don't we make whole computer with a screen ame all 



    p.s I was on mobile

  • LargeVirus
    28th Aug 2015 Member 1 Permalink

    <RadioNeat> StewieGriffin, you have been decommisioned
    <RadioNeat> let us all hold a funeral
    <RadioNeat> we are gathered here to mourn the loss of StewieGriffin
    <RadioNeat> stewie was an active young bot that everybody (probably) liked
    iovoid iam4722202468 iamaway Icedream ief015 Internet13
    <RadioNeat> his friend iovoid would like to say a few words about his passing
    <iovoid> Poor SG was hated because creating conflict between rules (ban announcing and ban reason secret)...
    <iovoid> We'll miss SG
    <RadioNeat> our replacement stewie would like to show us a song
    <iovoid> He will live forever in our nick list and /names ...
    <RadioNeat>


    <@StewieGriffinSub> Youtube video is "Trump - Everytime we touch"
    <RadioNeat> rest in piece
    <RadioNeat> our little StewieGriffin
    * RadioNeat starts sobbing
  • jacob1
    29th Aug 2015 Developer 4 Permalink
    [22:16:33] <StewieGriffin> User Banned: Everything was just banned by jacob1 for [REDACTED]
    [22:24:20] <wolfmitchell> jacob1, why did you ban everything
    [22:24:22] <wolfmitchell> kek
    [22:24:36] <jacob1> :P
    [22:24:39] <jacob1> ban all the things!
    [22:24:44] <wolfmitchell> god damnit jacob
    [22:24:51] <wolfmitchell> we can't trust you around a banhammer
    [22:24:57] <jacob1> :P
    [22:24:59] <coca_koala> omg !ops
    [22:25:00] * wolfmitchell confiscates jacob1's banhammer


    [00:36:26] <StewieGriffin> User Banned: jacob2 was just banned by jacob1 for 5 hours. Given reason: DIE DIE DIE
    [00:37:38] <wolfmitchell> what about jacob3?
    [00:37:49] <StewieGriffin> User Banned: jacob3 was just banned by jacob1 for 5 hours. Given reason: DIE DIE DIE
    [00:40:28] <wolfmitchell> jacob4?
    [00:40:38] <wolfmitchell> 5? 6? 7? etc etc?
    [00:41:03] <wolfmitchell> jacob1, ^
    [00:41:18] <StewieGriffin> User Banned: Jacob5 was just perm banned by jacob1. Given reason: DIE DIE DIE
  • Box-Poorsoft
    2nd Sep 2015 Banned 1 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • MiningMarsh
    3rd Sep 2015 Member 8 Permalink

    12:18 < Uranium> I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of
                     being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People
                     say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I
                     don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my
                     computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of
                     pictures from the internet. From now on I want you g
    12:18 < Uranium> to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme
                     needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your
                     internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

  • Mrprocom
    5th Sep 2015 Moderator 6 Permalink
    [18:22:03] <Finland> any more suggestions?
    [18:22:09] <Finland> s/any //
    [18:22:15] <StewieGriffinSub> <Finland> more suggestions?
    [18:22:15] <BMNBot> <Finland> more suggestions?
    [18:22:19] <Finland> ._.
    [18:22:31] <Finland> *any suggestions?
    [18:22:32] <StewieGSub2> Finland: I have not seen suggestions?.
    [18:22:36] <Finland> please

    Edit: Btw, StewieGriffinSub, BMNBot and StewieGSub2 are IRC bots.
    Edited 2 times by Mrprocom. Last: 5th Sep 2015
  • Cacophony
    6th Sep 2015 Member 2 Permalink

    <Switzerland> Doxin: Scott Walker (GOP canidate) wants to build a wall accross the US-Canada border.
    <Cacophony> Brilliant
    <Doxin> Switzerland: okay my toucan is now most definitely lost.
    <Doxin> possibly forever
    <Switzerland> He thinks people want to escape to the US, but hey, Donald Trump will man the US-Mexico wall!
    <MiningMarsh> A wall is not enough
    <MiningMarsh> the wall needs to be made entirely of guns
    <Switzerland> MiningMarsh: Exactly! We need land mines.
    <MiningMarsh> and the guns need to all be aimed in random directions
    <Cacophony> Obviously it needs to be entirely anti-aircraft guns
    <MiningMarsh> to increas eht echanes that those fast syrup-pickers can't dodge the bullets if they try to cross
    <MiningMarsh> and each fun needs to also be a ICBM
    <Switzerland> Trip wire ICBMs
    <Cacophony> Can't forget those dastardly hot air balloons
    <MiningMarsh> that will launch at MEXICO^HCANADA WHEN THOSE DAMN HIPPIES TRY TO CROSS
    <Cacophony> But what will we put underground?
    <Switzerland> Cacophony: We'll dig a deep ditch and fill it with concrete
    <MiningMarsh> The ground is made of america
    <MiningMarsh> so if any mexnadians try to cross
    <MiningMarsh> the ground will reform into bald eagles
    <MiningMarsh> and lady libterty will fire eye lasers into a pipe in the ground
    <MiningMarsh> that will guide the lasers at them
    <Switzerland> Don't forget, we need to violate sovreign soil. So let's fly drones and invade parts where there is oil.
    <boxmein> MiningMarsh: hey! no taking my guns! they haven't gotten their daily walk yet!
    <Switzerland> boxmein: Blah, take your tank for a walk. We need to waste fuel.
    <Switzerland> Oh, can you take my Hummer for a walk too?
    <boxmein> Switzerland: tanks don't walk! they tank! that's why they're called tanks!
    <boxmein> Switzerland: and hummers! they don't walk? they hum!

  • TPTRules
    8th Sep 2015 Member 0 Permalink
  • Mrprocom
    9th Sep 2015 Moderator 3 Permalink
    [17:30:26] <Finland> > Having x twice in the same expression can make life hard. What can we do?
    [17:30:30] <Finland> > can make life hard
    [17:30:31] <Finland> wow
    [17:32:59] <boxmein> Finland: lol
    [17:33:31] <boxmein> Finland: "we had x twice in the same expression OH GOD MY KIDS ARE GROWING UP AND I'VE WORKED HERE FOR 25 YEARS AND OH GOD WHY AM I HERE"
  • Box-Poorsoft
    14th Sep 2015 Banned 3 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned