Fortunately it didn't have any antimatter in it...

because the next user carelessly emptied it into the air.

I taste terrible so they leave me alone.

The next user is delicious and is surrounded by cannibals.

I was tasty because I was covered in cake armour so they ate that then left me alone.

The next user is so fat his entire body becomes degenerate neutron matter.

I now am a blob of neutron matter with a conscience.

1 teaspoon of neutron matter falls on the next user's head.

I am a self-aware neutrino.

The next user simply stops existing, with every trace of them vanished. They will never reappear. No one will ever bring them back. They will nevet even come back in another form or incarnation.

I push the nuke back down to earth.

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The next user below me is subject to a burning-up nuke re-entering earth from space.

whoops.

Wow.

@Kaio (View Post)

@Lolzattakke (View Post)

Well this is awkward.

@FeynmanLogomaker (View Post)

I stop existing in a pararel universe, so I keep existing in this one.

The next user is totaly naked and shot in the head with a bullet travelling at MACH-5. This is real life, so no ressurection and present day, so no imortality technology.