I am a werewolf, and, fortunetly, it was a full moon when I fell, so I turned into a giant wolf and climbed out.

The next player kills themself because they were so depressed and hated life.

I am so thick the plate breaks when it touches my head.

The next user gets rekt by Miley's wreaking ball.

0...-1...-2... Wait, what? oh yes, I can travel at the speed of time, which allows me to vibrate through anything.

Everything happens to the next player, including unrevivable death

I go to Haven. Screw you mortals, now I'm immune to everything.

The next user trips on his shoe-lases and falls inside a pit of boiling acid.

@HitlerSucks (View Post)

 You never actually survive attacks, hitlersucks, when you say that.

I am a girl, therefore you were reffering to someone else.

The next player was the person who fell into the boiling acid.

I use my super-epic ninja skills to jump over the pit in mid-air.

I don't fallow the rules of physics, the rules of physics fallow me...

The next user is shot by me. Multiple times. In the head.