Lol, that was a typo :P
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I explode. In the very far future, scientist were able to wake up people from death, they revive me :P
The next user is a bread ON the floor. (Breads don't like to be on the floor)
What?, i do not understand you (>:D)
Everyone there is a nerd and kills each other for that all are... (>:D)
A person picks up the bread and puts it on a plate.
The next user eats the bread, not knowing it was covered in cyanide.
Yes, cyanide but not sodium cyanide! It's only used as poison when cyanide molecules react with potassium or sodium or another metal to make a cyanide salt, so it can't be pure cyanide!
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The next user is an immobile Uranium atom which is split in half by the neutron.
I phone my friend and order him to hit the sleeping guy with a bat, so he won't wake up from the dream.
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The next user is in the middle of an artilery bombardment zone.
Yes, but in an underground nuclear bunker.
Oh and btw I found Hitler and I thought you wanted to meet him.
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The next user is in Hitler's gas chamber as an ordinary human with no powers and no communication or super heroes and the gas is just egnited. It already happened though!
I have no powers or communication abilities, but I'm still wearing my fire-proof suit, better safe than sorry.
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The next user is in the cockpit of a kamikaze plane heading straight towards its target.
HitlerSucks used water! It's super effective!
The next user visited the Chernobyl reactor without a radiation suit.