You haven't mentioned that you cooked, cut or prepared so you give up and hide in the corner.
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The next user is about to hit the firewall of a black hole and is already starting to vapourize.
man there's a ton of these so i hope i don't copy any, but thats kind of inevitable.
I wonder: How did I end up in space? I then momentarily wake up from the dream.
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The next user finds themselves trapped thousands of feet underwater, with no gear or tools to help them swim up.
I happen to be an atlantian so I just swim home.
The next user is on a sinking ship.
Fortunately, the water temperature drops low enough that it starts freezing into ice, stopping the ship from sinking any further.
I teleported the next user three billion years into the future. All life has died out, there is not enough oxygen for you to breathe, and the Sun has heated the Earth enough to boil the oceans dry. You also don't have a way of returning to the present.
You accidentally teleport yourself because you so much herp for your derp
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The next user falling head first into a chamber full of molten hafnium carbide with no stalactites or stalagmites around.
Fortuneately, I was hoilding my titanium bucket, so i float and went up with a chunk of hafnium carbide
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I put below user in Sewol(an old cruise ship), set it on fire, and sank it
You were torturing a hologram. Welldone. You have passed your training
BTW Hafnium Carbide has the highest melting point of all compounds consisting of only two elements. UnfortunATELY, your bucket melts and you boil to death. Congratulations!
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The next user threatens to invade Russia. As a result, a second Tsar Bomba which is approximately 80 megatons is produced and IS detonated a couple kilometres above your house which WASN'T a nuclear bunker, forming a deadly fireball which vapourised everything around it. You are also not a marvel superhero.