I become an inanimate object, such as a rock. Therefore I can only be dead, not alive, ending the paradox.
The next user isn't lucky enough to turn into a rock.
However, at the same time another weeping angel is trying to touch me, causing both of you to look at eachother and be quantum locked forever.
The next user is the other weeping angel, which along with the other angel has been locked in a secure facility.
Luckily, I am pro at pacman, and eat all the tic-tacs in the area, and that brought me back to the real world.
The next player gets shot, and if they survive it, they get shot again. Survived that? you get shot again. If you get shot, you die. If you survive, you will be dodging bull3ts for the rest of your life.
I get shot with harmless paper bills! Yeah I'm rich and you become broke.
The next user is being sent to hell on a one way trip with no way to escape. (You will die in hell since you didn't die to get there)