i am kronos , the titan lord of time,  time follows my wish.

 

(Last time)

 

The next user is thrown into a vacum

@iamdumb (View Post)

 Does "Timelord" ring a bell?

 

Im in a TARDIS obviously.

 

 

 

The next user is an omlet about to be eaten.

I open my mouth and talk, resulting in the eater worshipping me.

 

I am zeus, and kill every other god, the next user gets attacked by me.

(aka no kronos bullshit please)

@xetalim (View Post)

 um im zeuses thunderbolt. He cant kill me with me, can he?

 

 

 

 

the next user is an ordinary egg that is being eaten. it can not talk, kill or fly. All it can do is sit on the plate and wait to be eaten by a very hungry man.

However, it turns out that I am extremely radioactive. As a result, the person trying to eat me dies from acute radiation poisoning before he could even eat a speck of me. Afterwards, I am slowly converted into inorganic material due to my atoms undergoing radioactive decay.

 

The next user was exposed to so much gamma radiation that their internal organs liquified due to broken molecular bonds.

i am kronos , the titan lord of time,  time follows my wish.

 

(Sorry)

 

The next user's house gets bombed.

good thing i was at someone elses house, and on top of that im moving soon

 

the next user gets a black hole of 553 solar masses sent at them at 556,115 m/s and they dont know about it

whoops, i was a bigger black hole :P

the next user was trapped inside a black hole.

@iamdumb (View Post)

 use TIMELORD pls not lord 'o' time

 

I am the black hole.

 

 

i wish my comebacks werent lame.

This is survive the attack. Not Wish Corrupter. 

_Derp.

 

I crush the next user with furniture.