Survive The Attack
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"pneumonia, tuberculosis and polio" don't make sense to me. I live.
That is not possible. I live.
Have you seen the flaw of your surviving yet?
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Oh great. You broke the chain because of dumbness.
Fine, startup!
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The next user is a nuclear bomb gliding through the air. You are a few seconds away from exploding.
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Erm,
Well, how do you get run over by a parked car? You sound like you have experience.
An airborne bomb defusal unit managed to defuse me just in time.
The next user drowns in chocolate.
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My point is that you simply cannot say that something is impossible. Just try this for example:While the car is running over me, a paradox is created, and moves time back to the point before the car was built.
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I ate it all up, and when I do that it looks like I was drowning. I felt sick, but of course that cant kill you
the whole universe is being blown up, and im in the one tiny area that isnt getting blown up (lol blowing everything up to destroy one guy!)
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im next to you.
the next user gets molten silver poured down his mouth.
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I am an anthill, so really you're just killing the ants.
The next user accidentally ends up warping into an antimatter universe, rapidly disintegrating any matter in that Universe.
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at the bottom of it, it was a magical candy/pony/unicorn/rainbow world.
I will fart in the next users face (look on wish corrupter comeback, my most recent wish got corrupted with this: instead of farting normal farts, I farted toxic gas)
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I am holding a powerful fan so it blows the fart back.
The next user smells the fart and suffers sevre medical problems with no cure.
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By the time they reached me, the toxic clouds had dispersed, leaving nothing but a faint odor in the air, which was harmless.
The next user is exposed to the pure liquid form of those gases, which includes: fluorine, hydrogen cyanide, hydrogen azide, putrescine, cadaverine, and hydrogen sulfide. If you are not poisoned or burned to death first, you are faced with a gas mixture which smells like urine and decaying corpses.
