you calm down when you smell freshly baked cookies
the next use is banned from technology
I'm banned from technology for no reason.. So, they unban me from technology because there was no proper reason.
The next user has accidentally stopped the time forever, and the Universal Council deleted your own timeline for breaking the rules of the universe.
Fortunately, since I was the creator behind the scenes, I am unaffected and I simply open up my debug menu to fix the problem. I then erase Kikkin from the game.
The next user is a DUST pixel placed by someone who just started TPT. You are falling to your doom.
The used turned air and gravity off, when he fell on the keyboard.
Next user stopped existing.
I then re-awake as my consciousness is reproduced down to the atom from an advanced intelligence after the countless time of non-existence. (It's literally like sleeping...or fainting...or really just another state of unconsciouness)
The next user is faced with a large Kartoffel.
I eat em.
The next user is a bacteria who got hit by Penicilium.