I threw the banana in the guys face, and because of the poor sanitation in this country there was a deadly banana spider on it.
The next user is being bitten by said banana spider.
My skin was indestructable since I was god and I kill the spider with my godly powers.
The next user is being zapped by my godly ray of infinite killing power.
I have Sturdy. My HP is now 1.
The next user will be hit by a life-draining ray of infinite absorbing power.
i have an antidote for that - it(your ray) hits me , it will take some time , meanwhile i use the antidote.
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the next user gets thrown out of the universe , where time doesn't flow. if you can survive this i will gift you with one and only one wish (in which you can wish for literally absolutely any one thing.use it wisely.
NOOO! You manic!
Some rival company creates another game exactly the same, so I don't play minecraft, but still enjoy it
A whale falls from 1000 m above you and crushes you to bits. You don't have any armour.
OK When I imagine it it seems weird. Oh well. The guy was a deformed newborn baby and weighs so little I don't get hurt.
The next user is antimatter colliding with normal matter while the universe implodes.