@RAYZR (View Post)
You punch me. I counter and break your arm.

The next user is teleported to the core of the earth. You can't teleport back and you're a normal human.

It turns out that I have a secret bunker at the core, so you simply teleported me to it.

 

The next user is a normal human who has been poisoned with a mixture composed of one gram each of polonium, sodium azide, methylmercury, hydrogen cyanide, arsenic, and chlorine gas, all of which are extremely toxic, and the sodium azide is explosive.

Chuck Norris punches throught the wall.

Then suck all the toxic materials out of me and use them as bullets against you.

 

Next user is the black guy in a horror movie (black guys always die in horror movies).

@mixorin (View Post)

woah. that wasn't racist at all. (more often than not it's the hot blonde chick, but whatever)

I'm the badguy in said horror movie. I murder everyone at the band camp.

 

The next user is armed with nothing but a flute. I have my trusty M60 LMG at my side, mowing down bandcamp kids left and right.

I somehow managed to jam your machine gun with the flute, preventing you from firing it. (Actually, one of the gun's flaws was that it could jam or misfire really easily, especially under extreme enviromental conditions.)

 

The next user is trapped in Minecraft's Nether in survival mode in a singleplayer world. You have no flint and steel, a ghast has destroyed the only portal back to the normal world with a fireball, there is a group of zombie pigmen attacking you, and you are in hardcore mode, which means you only have one life.

 

 

 

@Michael238 (View Post)

I survive off my left over food and water, build a wall around me.

The next user is on a trip to mars but it crashes on the moon. So you must find a way, to survive with the little time you have left.

it crashes near a moonbase.

the next user is crushed below the rocket i ride that crashes.

Well, that wasn't me it was my shadow clone. Also the rocket can't handle the pressure of the earth.

 

The next user will be hacked by a computer theaf who stole your amazon account and apple account and google account

not on the earth, but the moon.....
it was hacked by someone else before that hacker hacks my computer. the hacked hacker was overflowed with virus, that disables his computer. thus, he cannot hack. and that attack is legit. (try to do something that harms)

the next user is on a river of acid.

@h4zardz1 (View Post)

The acid is Citric Acid, It doesn't hurt me.. *tastes the citric acid river* Mmmmmm.. It's too sour.

 

 

 

The next user is a normal human that is crushed by a hot wrecking ball.