The guillotine's blade is exremely dull. I get a bruise, but no more.

 

I poision the next user with polonium 210. 

the prevoius user gave me the wrong cup, so i drank the lemonade as he died.

 

the next user is swimming in the pacific and gets so tired that he drowns.

I was wearing a oxygen bottle, the swimming I was doing was a diving lesson and I am saved by the instructor.

the next user is a normal human having his head removed by a maniac chainsaw killer, the chainsaw has already cut half way through.

Well.... he was removing the wrong "head"

 

I force the next user to slowly remove themselves from the internet, disconnecting themselves from the vast network of human knowledge. Becoming extremely depressed, they suicide.

I'm stkm in powder toy.

 

The next user is falling into VOID

i am a pixel of BRCK.

the next user is a pixel of STNE going into the VOID pixel, thus deleting it.

the void was deleted by the user playing powdertoy, saving my solid life.

 

the next user ate a washing machine and chocked on it and has 5 seconds to live.

Not today. My esophagus is extremely flexible for some reason, and the acids in my stomach are extremely corrosive.

 

The next user is a HLIF pixel isolated in a blank TPT save. No user came in the computer he/she's in, and that's all that I'm going to say.

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My friend hacks into the computer and saves me.

The next user teleports by accident to space and is suffocating. You can't teleport and you are an ordinary human. No one comes to rescue you.

I teleported right next to a portal which leads to my house, I walk through it.

the next user is a STKM in powder toy and the user closed the game without saving, you no longer exist.